About Us
meet alchemical bandit:
We believe that clean life force energy isn't just for hippies! We aimed to create a line of devices that are simple, regal & highly effective. We hope that alchemical bandit plays a vital role in your everyday home life from sunrise to sunset & allows you to feel peace of mind wherever you are in the world. Our devices are made up of many things that make our product special, including programmed selenite for love & abundance, using 528 hz frequency while curing & nourishing ingredients derived from the natural earth here in Texas. Want to nerd out on all the little details of how our devices work? Head to our blog to find out more!
Our products do the work for you, so you can go back to doing whatever it is that you do best.
We’re researchers, creators & purveyors of Orgone Energy Devices based in sunny Austin Texas. We are dedicated to combating geo-engineering & neutralizing the harmful effects of EMF to ease the minds & bodies of all living creatures alike. Orgone means “vital life force energy”… other cultures use words like chi or prana. The Orgone particle was discovered & named by the Austrian occult scientist Wilhelm Reich.
Here is what you need to know:
There are particles referred to as “DOR” or Deadly Orgone energy; this stagnant energy is stored in the tissues of the body from blocked trauma & is responsible for environmental decay, mental & emotional disturbances as well as physical degeneration of the body. Dr. Reich discovered the therapeutic ability of Orgone Energy devices, clearing out these energetic blockages that exist within all living things. Orgone energy devices transmute DOR, clearing it from the field, creating a higher vibrational and balanced vital state. Our products do the work for you, so you can go back to doing whatever it is that you do best.